Peoples of the world, I came across this today.
1st of all, wtf is a manual traffic census in this day and age. And why is it been done in the middle of the only motorway in the city in peak hour traffic. Yes fine, that’s when they want the census for, I get it. But really, manually!? (For those not in the know, peak hour traffic is around 2pm, when work finishes, for some). Enough said.
So I decided to break it down for myself aaaaaaiiiiit.
Traffic: Vehicles moving on a road or public highway
- – a stream of heavy traffic
Ok fine. Get it. We’re not muppets around here.
Census: An official count or survey of a population, typically recording various details of individuals
- – population estimates extrapolated from the 1981 census
- – census data
Again, not rocket science. Just stick with me here.
Traffic census: No exact match found for your search ‘traffic census’.
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See, even Google doesn’t have it it’s so old school.
Fine, not really:
1. roads count of passing motorists: a count of the total number of motor vehicles using a street or road at particular times, used for traffic management purposes. The count can be done manually or electrically.
U.K. term traffic census
Now this is my point, I am not trying to act totally stooopid. But it’s the 21st century. This traffic census should be done electronically, surely? Seriously people, 1970’s called, they want their manual traffic census back. I’ve never experienced a manual traffic census in my life. It should not be an excuse to have a get together with your mates on the side of the road. Just look at the picture… gathering of peeps, cooldrink stand having a lekker jol and a fat chat and causing chaos and a mahoosive traffic jam because everyone wants to see what’s going on. Chaos my peaches, chaos.
This is what you’re looking for. Spelt out – EEE-LEC-TRO-NIC. Is that not so much easier!?
And yes according to your sign, your census is SLOW. Very damn slow. You said it. Bleh, I have nothing more on this. No more.
Over and out.
Miss M x