Apparently I had a car accident?

14 Feb

This day was such a fail, from the word go. 1st of all, It was just a  busier than usual day at work running around from client to client like a blue ass fly. In between all of this I jump back into the office to face 50+ e-mails. I skim through them to pick out what’s important and what’s not. I come across this:

Dear Miss M,

While taking the vehicle from the office premises consider others vehicles also.

Douche Bag.

Verbatim. Along with this mail I get an attachment of the following VEHICLE (who calls it a vehicle, it’s a car MOFO):

There were 3 pics from different angles, I sh*t you not. I stared at the pics, really struggling to find what I was looking for. I’ve only included one so not to waste your precious time, as this muppet did mine.

Now, admittedly, I am prone to a little car accident here and there, a little bumping and grinding of my car at times too. Since moving to the desert I’ve successfully written off 2 cars. Nothing to be proud of but what my point is, is that I know when I’ve been in a car accident. This time, it was not me. Nice of someone to inform me via e-mail that I had apparently been in a car accident, thank you so much.

Needless to say my fiery temper kicked in and before I could think, I saw red, bolted up the stairs and into this douche’s office and nearly people’s elbowed him whilst hurling absuse at him. Furious does not come close to it.

This is how you crash a car, douche bag:

 Write off # 1.

Not like this:

That’s a graze pal, not even dented.

On top of this, I tell The QS and The Accomplice when I get home and I’m met with very hesitated acceptance that I did not do it. OK, so they know my track record and I don’t blame them. The new Maglite comes out (any excuse to use the new torch, I’ll admit it’s awesome tho) and they’re circling my car looking for evidence. Thanks for believing  me you two. I showed them the pic, and they were both in agreement that it was not me. Thank you kindly.

Moral of the story, don’t falsely accuse Saffa chica’s via e-mail. They will tell you right where to fark off to and might thrown in a people’s elbow too. Douche bag.

Miss M x

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7 Responses to “Apparently I had a car accident?”

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  2. Tracy February 15, 2011 at 1:54 am #

    oh my hat..so wasn’t you..i’ve seen the aftermath of a Miss M car crash…this is child’s play in comparison xxx

    • Miss M February 15, 2011 at 11:34 am #

      So wasn’t me, thanks babe! Ha, when I do something, it’s done properly xxx

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